Well, Miss. Glad you could make it. You are only twenty minutes late. I feel sure you will remember how late you are because in this class it’s one stroke for each minute. So Miss, come here, we are going to do a little exercise across the horse.
Oh no! I didn’t mean to be late. I just forgot. Please it won’t happen again.
Meanwhile in another part of the school another girl is in big trouble.
And they have given me permission to deal with your behavior in any way I choose.
Your kidding! The worst I ever received from them was a hand spanking. Your not going to use that thing on me?